| Current mood: |  sleepy |
| Current music: | a little blue fan |
Here's why I like Rick Sanchez of CNN. Anchors are usually shown shoulders up, and Rick is no exception. Yet, somehow, he still manages to point at me.
Happy Birthday (a couple days ago, yes, but I'm a procrastastrophe) Marc!
I want to do two things. First, I want to approach the shortest man in the world, who I believe is 21 1/2 inches tall, and tell him to pick on somebody his own size.
Second, on every Staples delivery truck, they have "I Brake For Empty Staplers" printed on the side. I'm going to follow one around with my empty stapler and see if it's true.
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